Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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