I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
