haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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