I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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