your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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