I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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