Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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