well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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