Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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