"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Randomize
