real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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