i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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