Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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