I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
