Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
ok first of all what the fuck
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