This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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