Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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