wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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