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Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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