Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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