she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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