We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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