she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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