Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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