Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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