Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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