Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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