we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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