hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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