how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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