paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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