it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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