I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you never un-have a 4some
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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