I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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