She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's never too late to be topless.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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