I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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