So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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