For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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