i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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