I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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