1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think your dad took our porno
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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