omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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