You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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