weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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