you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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