this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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