sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
