Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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