508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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