Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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